” You can be the king, but watch the Queen conquer.”
To Winterfell we pledge the faith of Greywater. Hearth and heart and harvest we yield up to you, my lord. Our swords and spears and arrows are yours to command. Grant mercy to our weak, help to our helpless, and justice to all, and we shall never fail you.I swear it by earth and water. I swear it by bronze and iron. We swear it by ice and fire
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
“i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft.
What the fuck is wrong with this website
a pervasively anti-intellectual hivemind that denigrates anything remotely creative and interesting with constant unending cries of “what the FUCK is WRONG with this website” and “oh my GOD r u on DRUGS” like a coven of shrieking baby pterodactyls cognitively incapable of understanding that the one person who dares attempting to make an interesting or humorous post is forced to see each and every one of their incessant half a cent comments in their own twisted Dantean circle of hell
“I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.
people whining about which sherlock holmes adaptation is the best adaptation
sort yourselves out. its pretty obvious.
The Magic Begins ϟ Day 8: Something you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t - Harry’s Sarcasm
yo, it’s almost halloween again
you know what that means
